The one with way too much free time

vore-acious:

bootygrooty:

deelekgolo:

I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.

218 chapters
3.5 million words
AND ITS STILL IN PROGRESS

No fucking way

myriadhallauglokadis:

Loki Shears the Lady Sif’s Hair in the Garden, by ~Alexiel-VIII
14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
coolator:

LEVANTARSE 

coolator:

LEVANTARSE 

handjob:

getting that look from your parents when your sibling curses

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mmmagpie:

Thor: God of Thunder #8

"What manner of foul beast has Gorr conjured for us this time?"

"The foulest, I’m afraid.”

This is still one of my favorite things ever. Thor hits himself in the face with a shark, calls himself foul, thinks he’s his own father, and needs to drink to deal with himself. Comics, y’all. 

Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends
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its-been-nice-existing:

Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day


Deleted lines from Doctor Who 8x02 - Into the Dalek

Deleted lines from Doctor Who 8x02 - Into the Dalek

flyingpokemon:

raddlest:

fantaween:

man bubbles is fucking metal

who is man bubbles